My Brother Is Going To Love This
Forwarded List Of Lawyer Jokes by Steve Schwantes is another in a
long list of Onion articles that point out the real issues. Everyone
has that one person that just will not stop sending you pointless
emails that you're going to delete automatically, or even better,
have set to spam. For me, it's my dad, who sends endless emails about
how millennials are lazy and how I should have my major picked out by
now. Jokes on you dad, this millennial knows how to delete emails in
two easy clicks! And then they'll ask you about it later and you'll
be all “yes, that was very helpful, what would I do without your
life changing emails?” But enough with the passive-aggressiveness,
let's analyze the rhetoric in this passage!
The first part of this article is a
picture of the author, a balding, white, middle aged man. It is very
obviously meant to represent the majority of people who send the
annoying emails you delete. Next is the satire, which is quite
obviously there because the Onion is a satire website. While at first
look, to a very gullible four-year-old this may look like a genuine
man talking about genuine things, everyone else will be able to know
that they are using satire to point out a very annoying
#firstworldproblems. The article uses a first-person point of view to
show how ridiculous it actually is. For example, “When you forward
a mass-forwarded email, you get a good feeling inside”. Not to
mention that everyone stopped mass-forwarding jokes in like, 6th
grade. Middle aged people, am I right? It paints them as excited
puppies who understand nothing and have just found out what the
internet is. Wow, gmail, what a revolutionary concept, am I right?